I had a hard time remembering my WordPress password this afternoon, but thankfully it’s one of the usuals (the kind you just add a new digit onto when you’re asked to change it). So here I am, posting the obligatory sorry-I’ve-been-away-for-3-months-but-I’m-back-now-and-you-should-keep-reading post. The difference between this post and all others out there like it? My reason for being away is probably a lot cuter:

My smile commands you not to blog.